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Hire a kick-ass promotions manager today...

and stop trying to do it all yourself.

You need better promotions, you just don't have the time.

Our team's got you covered.

Imagine having an entire team behind your marketing and promotions, taking care of everything for you...all for the cost of a burger & beer a day. 


Kick-Ass Promotions

Each month we will create an amazing calendar of promotions that will put more butts in your bar seats.


Kick-Ass Marketing

Our team will customize powerful marketing materials that will get you noticed.



Social Media

We will even promote your events on your social media...every weekday!

Let's Get Started

First, Let's Talk Strategy

Our first step is to work with you to build your strategy. We'll take a look at every aspect of your promotions, events, and even your competition. 

  • Identify Slowest Nights

  • Target New Customers

  • Create New Promotions

  • Analyze The Competition

Next, We'll Build A Full Calendar Of Powerful Promotions.

The busiest bars have something going on every night of the week - and now you will too.

Then, We'll Create Kick-Ass Marketing Materials

Now you'll look like the major chains with custom posters, flyers, and table tents.

Plus, We'll Handle Your Social Media

Every weekday, our team will post your promotions with powerful images and great content. Get ready for a whole lot of likes. 

Now We'll Start Attracting New Customers

Your promotions define the customers you attract. Once we define what customers you are looking for, we will create promotions to draw them in. This is how you take your business to the next level.

And Keep Customers Coming Back

What's above your urinals? This is PRIME REAL ESTATE to promote your bar even more. With a full calendar of events you will get them to come back later this week, later this month...and all year long!

You Are Going To Look AMAZING!

Your marketing is a direct reflection of your business. The more professional and exciting your marketing is, the more appealing your business is to customers.

KICK-ASS Promotions,

365 Days A Year...

For only $399/month!

($499/mo in the Washington DC, Miami, and Los Angeles areas)

Together, we will take your business to the next level.

Request More Info

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